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§ Org Chart

1,200 desks

Every seat is a token. Colour is rank, size is seniority, and the cell alone at the top of each column is a corner office — six in the collection, not six per employer. Hover a desk to inspect it.

Organisational structureloading…
  1. CEO
  2. SVP
  3. VP
  4. Director
  5. Manager
  6. Associate
  7. Analyst
  8. Intern
  9. Vacant

Caps are collection-wide — 216 Manager, 86 Director, 32 VP, 9 SVP, 6 CEO. The capped rows no longer divide evenly by six, so a column draws its whole-number share and the remainder chairs go to the leftmost columns; nothing stops all six corner offices sitting at one employer.

Seats by rank

taken / cap
CEO0 / 6
SVP0 / 9
VP0 / 32
Director0 / 86
Manager0 / 216
Associate0 / ∞
Analyst0 / ∞
Intern0 / ∞

The corner office is the one rank ordinary promotion never opens. All six are taken by contest, empty or not.

Headcount by employer

Initrode · AAPL0 / 200
Penetrode · NVDA0 / 200
Chotchkie's · AMZN0 / 200
Flingers · GOOGL0 / 200
Initech · MSFT0 / 200
Lumbergh Motors · TSLA0 / 200